A gay story: Pranked Jimmy stood up above the red and white diner table and began gasping for air. His face had turned a dark purple, and his hands were wrapped tight around both sides of his neck. I quickly got up from cramped table and wrapped my arms tightly above his waist. After placing my leg between his thighs I began to do the Heimlich. Finally, I could use my first aid training. I pushed into his body harder and harder. His hand came off his neck and he began slamming it so hard against the table that a glass of water rolled off onto the floor. He brought his other hand down, and reached back under by waist. As I struggled to save my best friend he reached under my waist and squeezed my crotch.
“You’re gay!” He yelled.
Jimmy turned around and gave me a soft kiss on the left cheek before flapping his arms around like a peacock. I guess that’s what Jimmy’s version of ‘gay’ was. Jimmy sat back down besides Craig, and they both burst into bouts of uncontrollable laughter. Craig wasn’t usually the one pulling these sorts of pranks, but he always went along with Jimmy’s nonsense.
I should have known Jimmy would do something like that. He was always pulling these sorts of pranks on everyone. The three of us loved to prank each other as much as we could, and what else were a bunch of senior college kids going to do all summer? We probably could have had girlfriends but we were all terrible at talking to girls. Jimmy usually screwed up any chance we had with girls because of his stupid pranks. Craig was too awkward because of his stutter, and I was too much of a pussy to talk to girls. To make matters worse, our sleepy town was so small that there really weren’t too many girls to choose from.
My face was about as red at the slice of tomato dangling off my checkered shirt. The few restaurant patrons, who reacted to the commotion, quickly resumed ignoring us. Most of them were too old to care or buried so deep in their newspaper you would need a life raft to rescue them. They were also used to us making trouble all the time, and just learned to ignore us. Even the waitress didn’t bat an eye, and just poured us another round of the worst coffee on the planet.
As we ate our omelets and drank our burnt coffee, Jimmy and Craig kept pretended to choke on their food causing me to blush. I knew Jimmy wasn’t done yet, and prayed he would divert his prank to someone else. There it was another one of his perfect opportunities. I knew I would finally be able to eat the rest of my meal without be ripped on. Jimmy put his fork down on his plate, and smiled up at the two of us.
She was sitting alone at the far end of the restaurant, where she always ate. Ms. Davies always had her little black shiatsu beside her and never hesitated to complain. She was rambling on to the young waitress about how her toast was overdone, her coffee was burnt and her cutlery was too dirty too eat off. The waitress nodded her head, and took everything back to the kitchen. If there was ever someone in town who complained about anything, it was always that old nag. The three of us couldn’t even walk past the old bitches’ house without her calling the cops on us. One time Jimmy had enough of her nonsense, and gave her a reason to call the cops.
Surströmming is a type of fermented fish which is so pungent that it’s banned on most domestic flights. Of course, Jimmy somehow got a hold of a can from another college friend. On the hottest day of the summer, Jimmy opened the can and set it down behind her house. Even from across the street we could smell the contents of the can. Her little shiatsu bolted towards Jimmy but was way more interested in the can of Surströmming. Jimmy ran back across the street and ducked into the bushes. The three of us pinched our noses shut while we watched the little dog eat all of it.
Ms. Davies was sitting up on her rocking chair and reading the bible while fanning her sweaty neck off in the hot July sun. The dog jumped right up on her lap and threw it up all over her floral sundress. She jumped up and knocked the dog down to the ground, but it kept throwing up on her feet. Unfortunately, we didn’t see the old man watching us from the window behind us and he ended up calling the cops. Lucky for us, Craig’s uncle was the sheriff and we got off easy. Nobody pressed charges, but we got stuck helping the old nag for next couple weeks. Her house was cornered off and a hazmat team came only to discover that the smell was from a can of fish. It was quickly sealed up and disposed of in the city dump.
But did the heavyset Irish troublemaker learn his lesson? Absolutely not, and no Jimmy never did.
As we left out the restaurant, the two of them held each other’s necks and pretended they were choking. They purposely made their face turn purple and pretended to do the Heimlich, while they humped each other. I wanted to turn around and punch them, but decided to shrug it off. Instead I grabbed Jimmy from behind and jokingly pushed his body against his jeep.
When we finally stopped our shenanigans, Craig took the front seat and I climbed over into small backseat. It wasn’t much of car. It was rusted top to bottom, and it took a few extra starts on a cold day. But it was the best way for us boys to get around town. Jimmy put on his favorite rock station, and started jamming with Craig. But as soon as he saw her mint condition pink Caddy parked near the door, I knew he was about to pull something.
Jimmy stepped back out of the Jeep and opened up the trunk. She was looking right at Jimmy, and he made sure to smile back at the old miserable wrench. Under her watchful eye, he took a massive bag out of his trunk and poured something all over her shiny car. He climbed back into the jeep and drove to the nearby corner. Once he parked facing her Caddy, he turned to us and grinned like a true idiot. Whatever Jimmy did was definitely going to cause some problems. Jimmy leaned his seat back, and turned the music back as a massive flock of seagulls appeared above her car.
Within minutes her pride and joy was coved in a thick layer of seagulls proudly mewing at their latest meal. They quickly ate the birdseed Jimmy had poured and left a series of small white ‘thank you’ marks in exchange. Jimmy was laughing so much his large belly kept smacking back and forth against the Jeep’s steering wheel. We were begging Billy to drive away before we got into more trouble. We didn’t want to spend another minute in her smelly dirty house. Billy jammed his fingers back and forth against the Jeep’s steering. There it was, the moment Billy was waiting for. He turned the music louder in anticipation. To Billy, this was probably one of his life’s biggest accomplishments.
She flung the diner door so open hard, that it nearly flew off its large metal hinges. Her little Shiatsu was tucked neatly in one hand and her cane was raised high in the air. The little dog was barking wildly at alongside her but in the wrong direction. Her yelling was so loud that she scared the three remaining seagulls off her car, and the waitress came out to see if everything was ok. To add insult to injury, the last seagull swopped down and grabbed a fry right off her flowery sundress.
Ms. Davies looked right at Jimmy’s Jeep and waved her cane high up in the air. She began speed-walking down the block towards us. For someone who used a cane, it was impressive how fast she was able to walk. Just as she approached the jeep, Jimmy gave her the old ‘one finger salute’ and began to drive off. Well, at least that what we thought he was going to do. Jimmy glanced over at the massive puddle on the dirt road beside, and drove right through it. Poor Ms. Davies was now soaking wet, with a crazy enraged soaked dog and car decorated in bird shit. I didn’t want to tell Jimmy he’d gone too far, it would just get him more excited.
Jimmy knew he would pay the price, but to him it was worth it.
The cops tried to get Jimmy for this one. But we denied it, and nobody in the diner wanted to get involved in ratting out Jimmy. They all knew that they would become Jimmy’s next target. We drove past Ms. Davies house the next morning and laughed hysterically as she wiped the bird shit off her car in the hot sun.
We drove along the main road until we got to what we called ‘The Spot’. It was a mile off of the main road and two miles long a small dirt path. At the end of the uneven dirt path was the old barn on Jimmy’s grandpa’s farm.
Jimmy’s grandpa was way too and frail and week to tend to it, and Jimmy was busy studying to be a truck mechanic. The rest of Jimmy’s family were too rich too care for the decrepit property and it mostly served as our playground. The condition was that Jimmy could use it as long as he checked up on his gramps. Usually we would get drunk and shoot BB’s into the lake or create mini explosions with burnable anything inside our massive fire-pit. Sure, we were probably too old for this shit but we were still kids at heart.
“Truth or dare?” Jimmy asked, while chucking an empty beer can into the fire pit.
“Dare.” Craig answered.
Craig was always up for a good time and when drank enough that anything was possible. Craig was a fairly small guy and his tiny five foot frame was perfect for sneaking in and out of places. It also helped that Craig was an easy drunk and after a beer or two he would be nearly hammered. It was hard for Craig to make friends because of his stutter, but we all grew up together and he never stuttered when he was with us. Other kids would rip on him, but we never made fun of him. It was his fault that his mom drank through her pregnancy.
Jimmy smiled at him, and chugged down another beer. Jimmy was easily two-hundred pounds and he could drink anyone in town under the table. Jimmy’s family was loaded so he could afford to drink as much as he wanted.
Jimmy was definitely going to make this an interesting one for Craig. We finished our beers and chucked the rest of the empties into the red hot fire-pit. We forgot about the cans of food we threw in earlier, and ducked down as they exploded high in the air just above our heads.
After doing a few burnouts in the muddy grass we drove to the main highway. Jimmy parked across the street and the three of us looked up into her bedroom window. Shauna was sitting in front of her brown secretary desk and brushing her long blonde hair down. Jimmy had a crush on the pastors daughter since elementary, but he would never admit it. Now she was a college senior, and Jimmy took any chance he could to get her attention. Her bedroom lamp flickered off, and we waited quietly in the jeep for the next twenty minutes.
Jimmy gave Craig the signal, and Craig quietly stepped out of the jeep.
Craig scaled up the bricks on the side of her house, and right up to her open bedroom window. We could see him moving around her room through her light silk curtains, as he fumbled around her bedroom. A few tense minutes later, he slid down the side of the house and landed onto the wet grass. He ran back across the street, and quickly jumped back into the jeep.
He was sweating down from his short black hair, and we could hear his heart pounding wildly against his chest. He looked up and smiled at Jimmy, as he pulled something from out from his pocket. Jimmy smiled wide and held it between his fingers like it was some sort of trophy. If only Shauna knew that a bunch of perverted boys were rubbing their hands up and down a pair of her pink satin panties. We took turns sniffing them and imaging her wearing them in church. Yes, Craig had just stolen panties from the pastor’s daughter.
We drove back to the old farm and continued our wild night of spring break drinking. We treated Craig as if he was some sort of hero, and Jimmy carried him around on his shoulders. Craig was even given a title that night. In our little group he became known as ‘Craig the pink Panty gatherer’.
By now we were all pretty wasted. Even Jimmy was barely handling his liquor. Somehow one of our shoes landed high up on the barn roof. Craig was running around naked with the panties wrapped tightly on his head.
“Truth or dare?” Jimmy said, nearly falling into the fire-pit.
“Dare.” I replied, downing the rest of my cold beer.
Jimmy undid his metal pants zipper and fumbled inside his boxer shorts. He undid his jeans button and pulled his cock out of his boxer shorts. He began playing with it while we each drank another beer. Craig was completely oblivious to what we were doing. He was standing high up on the roof and waving the panties wildly like a flag while singing the star wars theme song. Jimmy set his beer down on the ground, and grabbed my arm.
“Touch my dick.” Jimmy said.
“But I’m not gay.” I replied.
Jimmy moved my hand up and down, and his cock started to turn harder.
“It’s a dare you’ve got to do it.” He said, moving my hand even faster.
He was right a dare is a dare, and his hard juicy cock was turning me on.
At least point I was pretty wasted, and it was hard not to ignore his massive cock swinging up and down in both our hands. Jimmy let out a soft grunt as I began thumbing the tip, while stroking him. I thought it was pee but it wasn’t warm enough. Something wet was definitely sliding down onto my fingers. Jimmy began to moan as I wrapped my hand next to the thick base of his cock. His thick hairy balls seem to ‘glue’ to the base of my hand as I moved it faster and faster. He sat up and pulled his pants down just past his knees. More and more of the liquid kept dripping down onto my closed fingers. Jimmy grabbed my hand and pressed it tightly between his big hairy legs.
A sudden warm rush came pouring out from the opening of his tip. It was much thicker and warmer then whatever the other liquid was. It was the same warm liquid I felt all over my hand whenever I looked at the dirty porn magazines hidden between my mattresses. But his was so much thicker, and there was so much of it spread all over my sore hand.
Jimmy kept drinking with his cock still dripping onto his thigh. He stroked his cock up and down a few more times because my hand was hurting. Another small white splash shot from between his legs, and landed right in the fire-pit. He drank another beer and pulled his pants back up. He gave me a pat on the shoulder and headed inside the barn. I sat at the fire for a few more minutes and finished my beer before heading in after him. Once I found a small comfortable space near the barn door, I drifted off to sleep.
It was almost noon by the time we all woke up. The roosters had been making noise for hours, but we were all too gone to hear them. We were covered in hay and dirt, and Craig somehow had fallen asleep on the barn roof. He had the stick beside him, and the pink panties were still proudly hoisted on it. My hand was still a thick sticky mess, and I quickly wiped it across my jeans before Craig would ask about it. The fire was still going strong and Jimmy cooked us sausages and bacon for breakfast. When Craig walked off to go pee, Jimmy took his thick cock out and jokingly stroked it in my direction. He walked closer to me and I began to stroke it again, but we heard Craig coming and quickly stopped.
After breakfast we climbed in the jeep and drove back to Shauna’s house. Her two little sisters were playing in the front, and she was hanging her laundry out in the warm spring sun. She was wearing a light pink sundress and humming church hymns. Jimmy pretended not stare at her perfect body. But who could resist her perfect figure. Her perfect plump breasts were pressed neatly against the top of her dress, and when she turned around to pick up her laundry bucket we all got a nice view of her pear shaped behind. We waited until they began going inside for lunch, and Craig got ready again. Shauna went in last, and we all ogled her perfect backside in her light summer dress.
Craig ran up to the door, and knocked on it as hard as he could. As soon as the door opened, he bolted towards the Jeep. Shauna came out to see what the commotion was all about. Jimmy had the brilliant idea of honking the horn as Craig climbed back into the jeep. We all laughed hysterically as she picked her panties up. Lucky for us, we got a decent peek at the top of her breasts peeking out of from her open top buttons.
Jimmy could barely keep a straight face in church Sunday morning as he grinned at Shauna. Shauna looked right at him and scratched the side of her cheek. It was pretty clear to all of us that she was giving Jimmy the middle finger, which he very much deserved. Jimmy laughed and punched Craig hard in the arm, causing the three of us to laugh like idiots.
After church we ate a late lunch over a Craig’s house. His family wasn’t rich like our families, but his mom made a wicked Mac and Cheese. After watching a bit of Sunday cartoons with his younger brothers, we got back in the jeep at went back to the farm. Jimmy grabbed a case of cold beer and set it down near the fire pit. The three of us drank beer after beer, and kept chucking random shit into the fire. After six or seven beers Jimmy badly needed to pee.
The only rule on the farm was that you peed in the stream. That was because the water would wash it off, and nobody else smelled it. Jimmy stumbled off his plastic chair and knocked it over on the ground. He grabbed his small pen flashlight, and walked over to the nearby stream. Just as he pulled his dick out from his boxers, he heard a big splash. We quickly grabbed our flashlights to see if he was ok. It turned out someone had sneaked up behind him, and shoved him forward. This was war, and we knew exactly who did it.
The three of us grabbed our flashlights and pointed them in their direction. Us boys tried to chase them down, but they ran faster than we thought possible. It was most likely one of the senior college girls from Shauna’s cheerleading team. Jimmy was covered head to toe in a thick layer of swamp mud. He was swearing so much that we couldn’t understand him. While pulling his pants back up, Jimmy swore he’d get those girls back any which way he could. Jimmy went to his Grandpa’s house to get cleaned up. He came back twenty minutes later with a fresh set of clean clothes. He forgot to do up his zipper, and the tip of his cock was pushing the opening in his boxer shorts. If only he knew had badly I wanted to touch that giant snake again.
We spent the rest of the night trying to find ways of getting those two girls back. If it were a bunch of boys, Jimmy would have probably beaten the crap out of them. But this was something different, and this was something Jimmy didn’t know. We also, had never seen that brunette girl before.
The next night Craig snuck up into her room again. We watched nervously as he moved around the room, looking for more of her underwear. It was a clear summer night, and even with her curtains drawn the moon lit up her room. It was enough that we could see Craig moving around and opening up her underwear drawer. He finally slipped back out of the window, and began to slide down the side of the house. Just as he hit the ground her bedroom light flicked on. She smiled from the window at waved at us. Our jaws nearly fell off, as she began to pick up her white cotton T-shirt.
We all stared in disbelief at the beautiful blonde in the bedroom window. She came closer to the window and pressed her white cotton shirt against the glass pane. Her shirt was pressed so tight that we could see her hard nipples against the window. She started slowly picking up her shirt, but instead she lifted both arms and gave us two middle fingers. Craig reached into his pocket to pull out the pair of panties he’d stolen. Craig was in for a very big surprise. She had somehow stolen his underwear from her top drawer! She even went as far as placing a giant red lipstick stain on the crotch of his underwear.
Now Jimmy was really losing his shit.
Jimmy felt defeated and drove back to the barn. Because it was raining, and we couldn’t sit by the fire we decided to head inside the barn. We grabbed a case of beer and Jimmy pushed the barn door wide open. Our favorite items in the barn were these two scarecrows that we would dress up in costumes. Usually we would dress them up in woman’s clothing and pretend to dance with them, or if we were drunk enough we’d practice kissing on them. We were weird like that, but we were also a bunch of drunken college seniors. We were in for another surprise, just as the door swung all the way open.
Jimmy yelled so loud that his voice shook the barn roof.
The two scarecrows were both wearing Jimmy’s clothes, and where the ‘crotch’ was a tiny tree branch was sticking out. Too add insult to injury, a carrot was placed in between each of their ‘mouths’. Jimmy tried to grab his gun, but we pried it away and convinced it wasn’t worth it. We convinced him that we could be one step ahead.
We took Jimmy’s grandfathers old Buick, and parked it across from Shauna’s house. We decided we would stake out her house until we could think of something good. Her brunette friend was up in her bedroom and they were clearly dancing and having a good time. Craig recognized her from one of his classes, and it turned out she was a senior in the local community college. From what Craig was whispering to us, she was definitely pretty hot. They were listening to loud country music and had their hands their hands on each other’s rocking hips. Before we could do anything, they somehow spotted our car from the bedroom window. We tried to duck down and hide, but they both began waving and giggling right at us.
They began to kiss each other, and placed their hands up each other’s tight pajama shirts. Jimmy’s pants began to crease up, and it was clear he was getting harder by the second. Craig couldn’t control himself and his hand was buried deep in his soft jogging pants. I was also getting hard, but it wasn’t because of the two pretty college seniors. It was because Jimmy had reached into his pants and was about to pull his thick cock out. They pretended to lift each other’s shirts, but quickly pulled them back down again so we couldn’t get a good look.
They pulled down their flannel pajama pants, and pressed their plump behinds tight against her the window pane. Jimmy pulled his cock out, and began to stroke it as we got a clear view of their plump bare asses. Craig was such a virgin that he already finished all over the inside of his jogging pants.
Like hungry wolves we kept staring up at them begging for more. The brunette gave Shauna another kiss on the lips and they pulled their pants back up. They smiled at waved to while they kept jokingly kissing each other on the cheek. Shauna began to pull down the brunettes pants, but the brunette didn’t let her and pushed her hands away. The brunette reached down and pulled down Shauna’s pants. The three of us got a good look at Shauna’s messy blonde patch of pubic hairs between her legs. Shauna smiled down at Jimmy who was jerking himself up and down. Jimmy moaned and shot a big load all over the steering wheel and jeans.
The girls loud giggling was causing a big commotion and someone came to knock at the bedroom door. We quickly drove off, afraid her pastor dad would see them staring in at his innocent daughter. As we did most summer nights, we drove back to the barn to continue our wild drinking. Of course we wouldn’t shut up about those sexy college seniors, and Shauna’s hairy pussy.
Jimmy slowly opened the door this time, worried about being humiliated by the girls again. But the humiliation was way worse than anything he could ever imagine. We tried not to laugh but we couldn’t hold back, it was just about the funniest thing we’d ever seen.
Jimmy’s pet pig was standing in middle of the barn. It was wearing a brown wig, and had dark red lipstick around its mouth. Shauna’s panties were wrapped around its waist, and it was grunting wildly. Craig opened a beer and shared it with the pig, causing it to grunt with enthusiasm. Craig seemed a lot calmer now that he’d seen something special.
The next morning, Shauna had a little surprise in her living room. A baby goat was chewing on her couch with her favorite necklace wrapped around its tiny neck. Her favorite sweater was wrapped tightly around its young adorable body.
The boys were even more surprised late that night they opened the barn door. Shauna and her friend were sitting high up on one of the hay bales and smiling down at them. The boys stood there blown away, unsure how to react to the two sexy girls. The two girls lifted up their shirts, and pulled them over their heads. They both had incredibly perfect plump breasts and their hard pink nipples stuck out from their dark bumpy areolas. The brunette’s breasts were noticeably bigger and seemed oddly perfect. Shauna’s breasts were more natural, and seemed to hang down a little bit more.
“Boys, take off your pants and underwear down.” Shauna said, smiling at them seductively while squeezing her friends big plumps breasts.
We quickly pulled our pants and underwear down, excited to be with these hot shirtless females. As soon as we all had our pants down, Shauna stood up and headed towards us. Her friend reached behind them and grabbed a camera from one of the hay bales.
Click! Click!
They both grabbed each other’s hands and the two girls ran into the forest. Of course none of us could run after them, because our pants were wrapped around our ankles. Craig was pretty close to catching them. But once we heard a car start, we knew he had no chance.
It was unbelievably bold of them, but not nearly as incredible as waking up to our dick pictures spread all over the only diner in town. We were now the laughing stock of the entire town, and needed to get back at those troublemakers. Old Ms Davies looked up at Jimmy and gave him the old ‘one finger salute’ before pocketing the picture of his giant dick hanging out between his legs.
We spent the next few nights drinking ourselves stupid, and convincing ourselves that our next plan would finally work. We couldn’t refuse such a perfect opportunity. Jimmy was ecstatic that April 1st, was on a Sunday. If there was a day of the year that Jimmy looked forward too, it was definitely that one.
The church bells rang at exactly twelve noon, as they always did. Pastor Jeff began his sermon, and the church members listened quietly. Ms. Davies sat in the front row with her daughter, and we sat way in the back. Craig had snuck upstairs to the top floor, and prepared for Jimmy’s signal. We were likely going to hell for this, but it was worth it.
Right on cue and just when pastor’s Jeff wife hit the high note, the skies opened up. Layer after layer of Shauna’s colorful assortment of lingerie tumbled down on to the congregants. Her lace cotton panties, her big red and purple lace bras and a big mix of black and grey stockings fell all over the congregants. The younger congregants laughed hysterically, and the other members looked around not sure how to react to the mountain of Shauna’s personal lingerie. One of the teenage boys quickly grabbed a pair of lace purple panties and stuffed it in his pocket.
Pastor Jeff was clearly irate, and looking directly in Jimmy’s direction. Shauna was sitting way over on the other side and was clearly sobbing into her lap. Her back was shaking up and down, and tears streamed down her perfect face. The brunette girl had her arms around her, and was doing her best to comfort her. Pastor Jeff decided to dismiss the congregation, and figure out how to clean up this mess.
Us boys quickly ran out the back exit of the church and sped off into Jimmy’s jeep. Worried pastor Jeff would come after us, we went to hide in ‘The Spot’. We drank the rest of the day, and stayed up a good part of the night wondering if they would come back for revenge. The other guys passed out and it was just Jimmy and I sitting by the stream.
Jimmy pulled his massive cock out and began stroking it wildly up and down. He dared me to touch it again, and I eagerly wrapped my fingers around it. He moaned as I began stroking him quickly up and down. He got harder much quicker this time, and even seemed thicker than last time. As soon as he was hard, we heard a soft giggling from the nearby woods. Before Jimmy was able to get it back in his pants, the girls pushed the bar door open. Lucky for me, they didn’t see my hand moving up and down on Jimmy. I thought they were going to kill us, but they both seemed to be in a good mood.
Jimmy looked up in confusion as both hot college seniors took off their shirts. The topless girls shared a cigarette while smiling seductively at Jimmy. Before Jimmy could even apologize, they crouched down on their knees in front of the bucket he was sitting on. The quiet spring night was interrupted by the two topless girls gagging loudly up and down on Jimmy. They took turns grabbing each other’s hair and forcing their heads up and down his massive erection. Shauna was clearly showing off her skills, as his thick cock disappeared deep into her mouth.
The two girls began toying with each other’s hanging breasts. Their saliva dripped down off Jimmy and onto to dirty ground. Jimmy started moaning louder and louder. Shauna kept gagging on Jimmy’s thick cock, while her friend pushed her head deeper and deeper on him. Her friend reached up and played with his big swollen balls, while Shauna began lightly biting on the skin of his tip.
The brunette stood next to Jimmy and placed her waist up against his face. Jimmy reached up and grabbed her breasts and gave them a hard squeeze, causing her to moan with pleasure. She pushed Jimmy hands away and unzipped her skirt, before dropping it to the floor. Jimmy tried to touch her between the legs, but she smacked his hand so hard it turned purple. She turned around and bent over, giving us all the great view of her perfect behind before turning back around.
She rocked her hips side to side and began slowly pulling her panties down. Before any of us could get a good look between her legs she pulled her panties to her thighs, and jammed her waist tight against Jimmy’s face. Jimmy grabbed her plump ass and pulled her close to his mouth.
Jimmy leaned it and was met with a rather big surprise.
Jimmy gasped for air as she pressed her body hard against his lips. He gagged wildly on her as she swelled up in deep in his mouth. He tried to pull away but she grabbed the back of his head so he couldn’t move. She pulled her cock out of his mouth to give him air, giving us all a good look at her massive juicy cock. After stroking it back and forth, she quickly grabbed his head again.
Shauna’s jaw was starting to lock up, so she took a break from sucking Jimmy. The brunette had pulled out of Jimmy’s mouth and was now smacking her thick cock against his lips. Shauna grabbed Jimmy’s cock and began to slide it up and down in her hand. The brunette leaned down and began to suck him off, while Shauna guided him into her mouth. His massive load shot all over both their lips. They kissed passionately with Jimmy’s hot load spreading all over their pretty lips.
Shauna leaned down and licked the rest of the creamy cum off the top of the brunette’s juicy breasts. Jimmy lay back in his chair with a huge mess of his cum dripping down between his legs. Craig couldn’t believe what just happened, and was stroking himself wildly inside his joggers.
Shauna removed her skirt and panties, and bent down in front of the brunette. The brunette grabbed her hair and pushed her down to the ground on her knees. The brunette pulled her panties all the way off and tossed in Jimmy’s messy lap. Shauna went down on all fours, giving us a good look at her hairy dripping pussy.
Shauna stopped sucking her friend for a second and stood up. She lay down on the grass, and held her legs wide open. Her hairy pussy was started to drip down on the inside of her left thigh. She grabbed both her thighs, and spread them wider. Her friend bent down, and slowly licked here open pussy lips. Her friend’s plump behind rocked back and forth as she moved faster and faster. She pushed her friend aside and lit up a cigarette.
“If you boys want to fuck me, you have to suck each other’s dicks” Shauna said.
The brunette pushed her fingers in her mouth, and drove it deep inside Shauna’s exposed hairy pussy. She started to finger Shauna, while Shauna rubbed her clit with the tip of her index finger.
Craig leaned over my chair and I quickly undid my pants. Jimmy knew that I liked sucking cock but I wasn’t sure about Craig. Craig’s loud moaning was a pretty good indicator that he seemed to enjoy the feeling of my lips running up and down his long hard cock. Shauna smiled at us as we sucked up and down on each other’s cocks, while her friend licked her dripping hairy pussy..
Shauna’s friend sat down next to her, and placed her hand against Shauna’s crotch. Shauna let out a load moan, as her friend drew soft circles on her swollen clit. Shauna reached between her friends legs and stroked her swelling cock while they pleasured each other.
Shauna came up to me and opened her legs in front of my mouth. Her hairy pubes pressed deep against my face, giving me a mouthful of her. She moaned as I licked the very tip of her swollen clitoris. The brunette walked over to Craig, and spread her legs wide. He kept jerking himself harder and harder as she shoved her cock deep into his mouth.
They pulled our pants down over past our ankles, and got down on their hands and knees. Craig grabbed Shauna’s waist, and got ready to push inside her. I grabbed the brunette from behind, and slowly began pushing my cock between her plump butt-cheeks. The two of them began to kiss, and just as Craig was about to push in they stood up and both ran off.
We should have realized they still had their boots on, and were going to pull something like this. We watched in horror as we just lost our chance to lose our virginity. We could hear the naked girls giggling away as they ran faster and faster away from us. Of course we couldn’t catch them because once again our pants weren’t on and they had stolen the only flashlight we had.
This time we didn’t even bother chasing them. We were both pretty close to finishing, and decided to continue blowing each other until we came. Craig moaned louder and louder as his thin double loud shot into the roof of my mouth. Craig leaned over and began working his way slowly up and down my cock.
We were both very surprised to see a flashlight dangling, and two beautiful naked ladies heading towards us. The brunette stood next to me and began to push her wide cock in and out of my mouth. It was warm and tasty and thick enough to make me struggle. Shauna pushed my hand away from my cock, and I suddenly felt a warm sensation run down my tip. Shauna’s legs wrapped around me, and she started to kiss the side of my neck. I couldn’t believe it! Out of everyone it the group, I was the first one to lose my virginity.
I reached my hands around grabbed her perfect butt-cheeks. The boys began hooting and hollering as she rode me faster and faster. She was so fast that she nearly broke the flimsy plastic chair in pieces.
The brunette sat on Craig’s lap and toyed with her perfect breasts. She held his hand and they both ran their fingers along her thick pink nipples. Shauna went faster and faster, and her bare breasts smacked wildly against my shirt. Just as I shot my load inside her, the chair gave out from under us. We both fell on the ground, and rolled around on the dirty floor. Shauna giggled wildly and placed her legs wide on each side of my face. She slid her hairy pussy up and down, making me eat my come out of her.
Her pussy was quickly replaced with her friends cock, shoving deep inside my mouth. I gagged hard on the brunette, while Shauna bent over and was met with Jimmy’s thick cock buried in her from behind. Her moan was quickly muffled by the brunette’s thick cock swelling up against her teeth. Craig stood up and began taking turns with Jimmy penetrating Shauna from behind.
Craig couldn’t handle himself and before switching back with Jimmy, he let loose. His load shot all over her smooth backside, and some of landed on my clothes. Craig moaned like animal as I leaned up, and cleaned his dripping cock between my lips. The two of us lay on the ground, and watched the Jimmy and the two hot girls continue to go at.
Jimmy grabbed her sides, and pounded her so hard that her forehead smacked hard into her friends waist. Her friend’s perfect butt was flexing back and forth as she held her cock and tried guiding it in and out of Shauna’s mouth. Suddenly, a load moan came out of Jimmy’s mouth and he shoved his cock deep into Shauna. Realizing that he was about to explode, Shauna and her friend got on their hands and knees. Jimmy let go and thick load rained down on both their faces, most of it hitting their hair and eyes. Jimmy collapsed down on his chair; exhausted from the hard fucking he’d just given the blonde beauty.
Shauna pushed her friend on onto the dirty ground and climbed on top of her. She quickly rode her massive cock up and down. She was going too fast, so fast that she had to shove her friends cock back in her dripping wet pussy because it kept slipping. Shauna leaned all the way down and began to kiss her friend passionately, while her cock slid back and forth in her. Her friend wrapped her big hands tightly around Shauna’s plumps ass, and guiding her slowly back and forth. Suddenly they both stopped and Shauna dropped on top of her. She was shaking so much we could see her body trembling.
Shauna walked over to us, and took turns pressing her dripping hairy pussy against our mouths. Once she was done it was her friends turn. She stood up and quickly stroked her cock back and forth. The three of our mouths were met with a hot warm sensation dripping all over our faces. She made us get up and take turns sucking her dry.
We were so busy sucking off her thick dripping cock that we didn’t notice that Shauna was taking pictures. Jimmy quickly grabbed all their clothes and threw them into the fire. Now, we were finally even.