A gay story: Pranked Jimmy stood up above the red and white diner table and began gasping for air. His face had turned a dark purple and both hands were wrapped tightly around the sides of his neck. I was finally going to put my first aid training to practical use.
After setting my leg under his thighs, I began doing the Heimlich maneuver. I placed my thumbs near his belly button, and pressed into his body harder and harder. I was truly terrified that I couldn’t save my best friend! Jimmy’s left hand came off of his neck, and he slammed his open palm against the table. He brought his other hand down and reached beneath my waist.
“You’re gay!” He yelled, as he squeezed my balls hard in his hand.
Jimmy turned around and gave me a soft kiss on the left cheek. Now that he was satisfied with his shenanigans, he sat back down besides Craig. The two of them both burst into bouts of uncontrollable laughter while holding the sides of their throats. I should have known Jimmy would do something like that. He was always pulling these sorts of pranks on everyone. What else were a bunch of senior college kids going to do during their long spring break? There really wasn’t much else to do in this boring old town.
We probably could have had girlfriends like the other college kids our age, but we were all terrible at talking to girls. Jimmy was the most attractive one out of our group, and would probably have a decent chance at it. Jimmy was a tall burly football player with muscle up and down his huge body. His shiny silver eyes and long slick black hair only added to his incredibly perfect physique. Despite his good looks, he usually screwed up any chance with girls because of his stupid pranks and immature sense of humor. Most girls around here were looking for bad boys, not toddlers.
Craig was the other guy in our little trio, but also didn’t have much a chance. His sparkling blue eyes and curly blonde hair could probably get him any girl around here. But Craig was way too awkward to talk them, and usually just kept to us. Poor little Craig had a wicked stutter and weighed less than a hundred pounds. It didn’t help that he was also shorter than most six-graders.
I was the average guy in the group, and that was probably my biggest issue. I weighed about two hundred pounds, and didn’t really have anything the girls were really looking for. I didn’t have that bad-boy persona, and the two of them never let me hear the end of it. I was as soft as my man boobs, which the boys love to rip on. But the three of us made a great group, and always had a great time together. Here we were following another one of Jimmy’s stupid pranks.
We slowly ate our omelets and drank our burnt coffee. Jimmy and Craig kept pretended to choke on their food, while wrapping their hands around their throats. I knew Jimmy wasn’t near done yet, and prayed he would divert his attention elsewhere. Craig’s face was so red that it was causing me to burst out laughing. As soon as the color returned to their faces, Craig saw his next victim. There she was another one of Craig’s perfect opportunities, sitting alone at the far end of the restaurant.
Ms. Davies always sat near the restaurant window with her little black shiatsu beside her. She never hesitated to complain, and we could overhear her whining to the pretty blonde waitress about everything. Her toast was overdone, her coffee was burnt and her cutlery was dirty. If there was an award for complaining she would get the gold medal.
The pretty blonde waitress nodded her head and took everything back inside the kitchen. We knew the waitress would bring back the same food, the same dishes and most likely spit inside her coffee. We knew that because that pretty blonde waitress hated the old hag, just the same way we did.
The three of us couldn’t even drive past the old bitch’s house without her calling the cops on us. She called them because our clothes were too dirty, we were swearing too much or our music was too loud for her little shiatsu. One time Jimmy had enough of her complaining, and gave her a reason to call the cops. Jimmy had somehow gotten a hold of just about the smelliest food on the planet. One morning Jimmy showed up at my house with small can of the gross fermented fish, and spent the next hour explaining what it was in great detail.
He explained that Surströmming is so pungent that it’s banned on most domestic flights. On the hottest day of last summer, Jimmy set it the can down behind her house and opened it up. Even from across the street where we were hiding, we could smell the pungent contents of the open can. Her little black shiatsu ran off the balcony, and bolted towards Jimmy. Jimmy ran back across the street and quickly ducked into the overgrown bushes, while the curious Shiatsu ate all the stinky fish.
Oblivious to what just happened, Ms. Davies was sitting up in her rocking chair. She was thumbing through her leather bound bible while fanning her sweaty neck in the sun. The little black dog jumped right up on her lap and threw it up all over her old floral sundress. The old lady jumped up and knocked the dog down to the ground. Between loud barks it kept throwing up the rest of the contents on her bare feet.
Lucky for us, Craig’s uncle was the sheriff and we got off easy. Nobody pressed charges, but we got stuck helping the old bitch for next couple weeks. No matter how well we completed the chores she gave us, she would still make us do it again. By the time we left her house, the house looked like a museum. She tried to get us to do more, but Craig’s uncle said it was enough.
But did the handsome troublemaker learn his lesson? Absolutely not, and no Jimmy never did.
As we left out the restaurant on this sunny spring day, the two of them held their necks and continued their ‘choking’. They purposely made their faces turn purple and pretended to do the Heimlich to each other while humping each other in the parking lot. I grabbed Jimmy from behind and jokingly pushed his body against his jeep, pretending to save him from choking again. When we were finally done our little spectacle we headed to the jeep.
Craig took the front passenger seat and I climbed over into small torn up leather backseat. The old green Willy’s Jeep was Jimmy’s pride and joy. It was high school gift from his grandpa and it meant a lot to him. The jeep was rusted all on all sides and underneath, the paint was peeling off and half the gauges didn’t function. But it was the best way for us boys to get around town, and Jimmy was proud that he ‘fixed’ it up himself. Jimmy put on his favorite rock station and started jamming with Craig. But as soon as he saw her mint condition pink Caddy parked in front of the restaurant we both knew he was about to pull something.
Jimmy stepped out of the Jeep and opened up the small trunk. He smiled at her through the big glass restaurant window and pulled a massive bag out of his trunk. After spilling out whatever it was all over her car, he got back into the jeep and parked facing her shiny pink Caddy. Whatever Jimmy did was definitely going to cause some problems.
Within minutes her pride and joy was coved in a thick layer of seagulls. The massive flock was proudly mewing at whatever Jimmy just poured all over her pride and joy. They quickly ate it all, and left a series of small white ‘thank you’ marks in exchange all over her car. Jimmy was laughing so hard that his belly kept smacking back and forth against the Jeep’s vintage steering wheel. We were begging Billy to drive away before we got into more trouble. We didn’t want to spend another minute in her smelly dirty house. To Jimmy this was probably one of his life’s biggest accomplishments. Jimmy waited a few more seconds, and counted down from ten. There it was, his moment of joy!
Ms Davies flung the diner door so open hard that it nearly flew off its large metal hinges. Her little Shiatsu was tucked neatly under her arm and her cane was raised high above her head. Her yelling was so loud that she scared the three remaining seagulls off her car.
Ms. Davies looked at Jimmy’s Jeep and waved her cane higher up in the air. The frail old woman began speed-walking down the block towards us. For someone who used a cane it was impressive how fast she was able to walk. Just as she approached the jeep, Jimmy dropped his arm out of the window, gave her the old ‘one finger salute’. Jimmy glanced over at the massive puddle on the dirt road beside her and turned the jeep around. We watched in horror as he drove right through it. Poor Ms. Davies was now soaking wet with a crazy enraged barking dog and car decorated in bird shit. I didn’t want to tell Jimmy he’d gone too far, it would just get him more excited.
Jimmy knew he would pay the price, but to him it was worth it.
We drove past Ms. Davies house the next morning and all laughed hysterically while she wiped the bird shit off her pink Caddy in the warm spring sun. Jimmy honked at her twice and was met with two matching middle fingers. She tried to chase us down with her cane up in the air, but of course we just sped off.
Jimmy drove along the main road until we got to what we called ‘The Spot’. It was a mile off of the main highway, and two miles on a small dirt road. At the end of the uneven dirt road was an old barn on Jimmy’s grandpa’s farm. I hated the drive because his Jeep wobbled up and down like crazy and I would always get a little bit nauseous. But it was worth it, because we always had a blast. There was nothing like getting messed up in the old barn. It was just us three boys getting shit faced without anyone bugging us.
Jimmy’s family was too rich too care for the decrepit property. They lived in a massive mansion right in middle of town. Jimmy’s grandpa refused to move out of the log home he built, so he stayed on the farm. His grandpa’s house was about a ten minute walk from the barn. The condition was that Jimmy could keep the farm, as long as he checked up on his grandpa. The good think was his grandpa couldn’t hear or see much. He would never notice us the noise we made or the trouble we caused. He mostly just sat in his house reading books or staring blankly out the window into the poorly maintained property.
Usually we would get drunk and shoot metal BB’s into the lake. We would often create mini explosions with anything we could fit inside our massive fire-pit. Sure, we were probably too old for this shit but we were still kids at heart.
Tonight was no different, and we were sitting outside out big fire pit having a great time. We were pretty tipsy and halfway through our first two-four.
“Truth or dare?” Jimmy asked, after chucking an empty beer can into the fire pit.
“Dare.” Craig quickly answered.
Craig was always up for a good time and when he drank enough that anything was possible. Because he was a fairly small guy it was easy for him to sneak in and out of places. It also helped that Craig was an easy drunk and after a beer or two he would be near hammered. It was hard for Craig to make new friends because of his stutter, but we all grew up together and he never seemed to stutter when he was with us. It wasn’t his fault that his mom drank through her pregnancy. His stutter was one of the very few things that Jimmy never made fun off, and that was our only rule.
Jimmy smiled at Craig and chugged down another beer. As soon as I saw that twinkle in Jimmy’s pretty blue eyes, I knew this would be a good one. Craig was practically bouncing up and down on his chair waiting for his instructions. We finished the rest of our beers, and chucked the empties into the blazing hot fire-pit. We forgot about the cans of food we threw in earlier and ducked down as they exploded high in the air just above our heads. A can of beans landed an inch away from Craig’s sneaker and nearly burnt it. Just as we got near the jeep, another can of food launched way above the barn, before falling down onto the wet grass.
After doing a few burnouts in the muddy grass we drove back to the main highway. Jimmy parked across the street and the three of us looked up into the bedroom window. Jimmy despised the pastors son because he excelled at everything, and way always ‘one upping’ him. Danny was much better at football. He was smarter and funnier than Jimmy and was incredibly handsome. He was always surrounded with the hottest girls in town, and they practically queued in line to be with him.
The light was on and we could see Danny was flexing in his mirror. His arms were raised and he was flexing his thick muscular arms back and forth while admiring his bare chest. Jimmy was laughing like an idiot and flexing his own muscles, while we watched Danny show off his bare upper chest. Danny spun around and began to check out his back muscles. All he was wearing was a tight pair of white underwear, and we could see him flexing his ass muscles up and down in the mirror. He turned back around once more, and admired himself while we got a good look at the big bulge between his legs. I could see why Jimmy was jealous of him, he was one sexy guy!
Danny stopped admiring his perfect body and flicked the bedroom light off. We waited quietly in the jeep until we were sure he was fast asleep.
Jimmy gave Craig the signal and Craig quietly stepped out of the jeep.
Craig scaled up the flimsy white trellis on the side of his house and climbed into his open bedroom window. We could see Craig moving around the room behind the light silk curtains, as he quietly fumbled around his bedroom. A few tense minutes later, he slid down the side of the house and landed onto the wet grass. He ran back across the street and quickly jumped back into the jeep.
He was sweating down from his short black hair and we could hear his heart pounding wildly against his chest. He handed something over to Jimmy, and Jimmy smiled as if it was some sort of trophy. Jimmy drove a few blocks over so we wouldn’t be spotted. Craig’s hands were still shaking as he handed something over to Jimmy.
The three of us were excited to see a nice pair of woman’s big juicy breasts with perfect pink nipples. Or maybe we would be lucky and see a nice hairy pussy between a pair of long thin legs. We all looked at each other in disbelief as Jimmy slowly fumbled through the pages. He quickly discovered that this was no naked lady magazine!
The magazine was filled with page after page of muscular men. Some of them were wearing tight underwear with their gigantic bulges pushing against the soft cotton. Some of them had the tips of their thick cocks peeking out above the underwear’s elastics. All the men were clean- shaven and a few of them were buried deep in each other’s mouths. On the last few pages some of the guys were on their hands on knees getting penetrated from behind.
“Damn, this guy isn’t into females at all!” Craig yelled, before tossing the magazine to the backseat.
If only those boys knew about me. If only they knew how badly I wanted to slowly flip through every single page of this sexy magazine. If only they knew I couldn’t stop thinking about Danny’s hot muscular body. Of course, I couldn’t tell these two guys they would for sure kill me. As we drove back to the farm I kept glancing over at the magazine. There were two guys kissing on the front cover. They hand their hands inside each other’s underwear, and were grabbing each other’s massive bulging cocks. Once I was sure they were distracted, I quietly kicked the magazine open.
On the particular page I was peeking at, two naked guys were pressing their muscular bodies together. Their thick exposed cocks were rock hard, and pressed between their bodies. I couldn’t believe how wide and thick they were, these guys were gigantic! Their hands were wrapped tightly around each other, and they were grabbing each other’s behinds. The brown haired guy had his index finger slightly buried in the other guy’s exposed asshole. Just as we turned onto the dirt road, the car bounced and flung the magazine to a different page.
The brown haired guy from the front cover had the blonde bent over. His thick cock was inserted halfway inside him, and he was grabbing the blonde guy’s muscular ass from the side. The blonde guy was looking back, and smiling at him. It was clear that he was enjoying being penetrated and wanted more. Unfortunately, the jeep hit a bump and the magazine fell to the floor. It was perfect timing, because I needed to get rid of hard-on.
Jimmy parked the jeep by the barn doors, and we continued our wild night of spring break drinking. We treated Craig as if he was some sort of hero, and Jimmy carried him around the fire pit on his broad shoulders. Craig was even given a title that night. In our little group he became known as ‘Craig the gay magazine thief’. Although, I’m not sure he appreciated his new title.
All I wanted to do was grab that magazine and flip through the rest of the pages.
By now we were all pretty wasted. Even Jimmy was barely holding down his liquor, and the bottles were slowly evaporating into the fire-pit. Somehow one of Jimmy’s size 15 shoes ended up on the barn roof. Craig was running around buck naked with the magazine in his hand. He was waving it back and forth and I’m pretty sure he was singing the theme to star wars.
“Truth or dare?” Jimmy said, nearly falling backwards into the glowing fire-pit.
“Dare.” I replied, downing the rest of my open beer.
Jimmy leaned back in his chair and undid his jeans zipper. He reached inside his blue jeans and began fumbling inside his red flannel boxer shorts. He was struggling to pull it out and he stood up and undid his jeans button all the way. His jeans fell down above his boots, and he sat back down on his chair
Jimmy brushed his slick back hair aside, and turned to face me.
“Reach in my boxers and touch my dick.” He whispered in my ear.
“But I’m not gay.” I replied, lying to him.
Jimmy took my hand and pulled it towards his crotch.
“It’s a dare you’ve got to do it.” He said, moving my hand closer.
He was right a dare is a dare, and his thick juicy cock was turning me on.
At this point I was pretty wasted, and it was hard not to ignore his massive cock beginning to swell up in his boxer shorts. Jimmy let out a soft grunt as I placed my hand inside his shorts. He started to get harder and harder as I toyed with his swelling cock. Something began to come out from his fleshy tip as I pulled his foreskin back and forth. I thought it was pee but it wasn’t warm enough, and it felt thicker.
Jimmy began to moan as I wrapped my hand next to the base of his cock. His thick hairy balls seem to ‘glue’ to the base of my hand as I moved it faster and faster inside his boxers. More and more of the liquid kept dripping down onto my fingers. Jimmy turned rock hard, and I was struggling to wrap my hands around him. He grabbed my hand and pressed it tightly between his big hairy legs.
He let go of my hand, and a shot of warm liquid started pouring out from the opening of his tip. It got all over my hands and dripped onto the front of his red boxer shorts. The rest of it was still dripping over my sore hand. Jimmy kept drinking with his cock still throbbing up and down inside his shorts. He pulled his boxers down, and grabbed my hand again. His cock was massive! but not nearly as big as the ones of the two guys in the magazine.
We both began stroking his cock up and down a few more times. He moaned loudly as a small white splash shot from between his legs. He drank another beer and pulled his pants back up over his soaking wet boxers. Once his pants were back up, he gave me a gentle pat on the shoulder and stumbled inside the barn. I sat at the fire for a few more minutes and finished my beer before heading in after him. Once I found a small comfortable space near the barn door, I slowly drifted off to sleep.
It was almost noon by the time our trio woke up. The roosters had been making noise for hours, but we were all far too gone to hear them. We were covered in hay and dirt, and Craig has passed out up on the barn roof. We laughed hysterically the gay magazine was nearly glued open on his face. We were going to wake him up, but Jimmy wanted to have some fun with me first. He knew I wouldn’t miss this opportunity.
Jimmy walked up to me and I immediately wrapped my hands around him. He began to pee with my hand wrapped tightly around his cock. A massive stream of pee gushed forward onto the nearby daisies as he began to slowly get hard. I quickly pulled his skin up and down towards his thick tip. I didn’t even mind the warm pee all over my hand. But just as he got hard we heard Craig stumbling down from the roof. Jimmy quickly jammed his swollen pee-covered cock back in his jeans, and we pretended nothing had happened.
After a late lunch we climbed in the jeep and drove back over to Danny’s house to make more trouble. He was shooting a football back and forth with his dad and younger brother. A few beads of sweat were dripping down Danny’s perfect athletic body as he ran back and forth in the warm spring sun. His tight black shorts were on so tight that I could see his plump ass flexing up and down as he quickly ran back and forth. His white T-shirt lifted up a few times as he threw the ball, exposing his perfectly chiseled six-pack. He threw the ball again and I got a decent peak at his long flaccid cock jamming up against his shorts. I’m sure Jimmy couldn’t take his eyes off him either, but he definitely didn’t want Craig to know.
We waited until they went inside to eat lunch, and Craig got ready for his prank.
Craig ran up to the door and rang the bell twice. As soon as the door opened Craig ran back towards the Jeep. Danny came out to see what who was at the door. Jimmy had the brilliant idea of honking the horn just as Craig closed the door to the jeep. Danny’s face turned bright red as he gathered up pages of hot naked men spread all over his lawn. The wind picked up one of the pages and it somehow it flew against of my window. The picture was of a guy on his knees with a huge cock jammed deep inside his throat. The picture floated off the jeep window, and as it fell off I got a good look at Danny’s perfect ass.
Jimmy could barely keep a straight face in church the Sunday morning. Danny looked right at him and scratched the side of his cheek. It was pretty clear to all of us that he was giving Jimmy the middle finger, which Jimmy very much deserved. Jimmy laughed and lightly punched Craig hard in the arm, causing the three of us to laugh like idiots.
After church we ate a late lunch over at Craig’s house. His family wasn’t rich like our families were, but his mom made a wicked Mac and Cheese which we all loved to death. After watching a bit of Sunday cartoons with Craig’s younger brothers we got back in the jeep at went back to our spot. Jimmy grabbed a case of cold beer and set it down near the fire pit. The three of us drank beer after beer, and kept chucking random shit into the fire. After six or seven beers Jimmy badly needed to pee again. I strongly thought about following him, but I didn’t want Craig too know about what we had been doing.
Jimmy stumbled off his plastic chair and knocked it over on the ground, nearly breaking it in half. He grabbed his small pen flashlight, and stumbled over to the nearby stream to take a leak. We heard a loud splash and branch snap in half, and the two of use quickly ran over to him.
Jimmy was swearing like crazy, and punching the side of a tree. It turned out someone had snuck up behind him and shoved him forward down into the stream. This was war, and we knew exactly who did it.
The three of us tried to chase down whoever it was, but they ran faster than we thought possible. We could hear branched snapping, and we could see their flashlights dangling on their sides. We knew one the guys was Danny, but who was the other guy running next to him? It was way too dark for us to figure that part out. As soon we heard a car start we gave up and headed back to the barn.
Jimmy was covered head to toe in a thick layer of swamp mud and was swearing so much that we couldn’t understand a word. While pulling his pants back up, Jimmy swore he’d get them any which way he could. Jimmy went off to his Grandpa’s house to get cleaned up, and came back twenty minutes later with a clean pair of blue jeans and dark blue T-shirt. He wasn’t wearing any underwear, and he forgot to do up his zipper. The tip of his thick cock was peeking out of his open zipper. I pretended not to notice, while we continued our night of drinking.
We spent the rest of the night trying to find ways of getting them back. Jimmy really wanted to be the crap out of them, but we convinced him we would find another way. When Craig went off to pee, Jimmy undid his zipper. He grabbed the back of my head and I wrapped my lips around his tip. He undid his button, and pushed my head further down. We heard a branch snapping in the distance, and quickly stopped what we were doing. We both realized it was too risky to keep this up with Craig always around.
The following night we drove up to Danny’s and waited outside his bedroom window. We turned off the lights to the jeep and watched nervously as Danny moved around the room. It was a clear spring night and his curtains were closed. But the moon was shining bright and lit up most of his room. While he moved around the room, he accidentally brushed one of the his curtains open.
There was another guy next to him, and they were kissing passionately on the lips. Their mouths were wide open and their tongues were rubbing back and forth while they undressed each other. Once Danny was naked he bent down just underneath the windowsill.
The other guy’s naked back was pushed hard against the windowsill. His hands were wrapped around Danny’s head and he was moving Danny back and forth underneath his waist. Danny stood back up, and they stroked each other while they began kissing again. Danny flipped him around and kissed the back of his neck, while rubbing his cock back and forth.
The guy in front held the windowsill, and Danny grabbed his waist. Danny grabbed something and poured on his cock before starting to push inside his friend. Danny’s eyes were tightly closed as he penetrated him deeper and deeper. Worried Danny would open his eyes and see us, we quickly sped off.
It was pouring by the time we go back to the barn, so we decided to hang out inside on this rainy spring night. We grabbed a case of beer from the trunk and Jimmy pushed the barn door wide open. Our jaws fell wide open is disbelief. Someone had messed with our scarecrows.
We had these two scarecrows that we would dress up in funny costumes. Usually we would dress them up in woman’s clothing and pretend to dance with them. If we were drunk enough we’d practice kissing on them or maybe worse, if nobody was looking. We were weird like that, but we were also a bunch of drunken college seniors.
Jimmy yelled so loud that his voice shook the barn roof.
The two scarecrows were both wearing Jimmy’s clothes, and tiny tree branch was sticking out where the ‘crotch’. Too add insult to injury, a carrot was placed in between each of their ‘mouths’. Jimmy tried to grab his shotgun, but we pried it away from him. We convinced him that we could be one step ahead. We also reminded him that we now knew Danny’s big secret.
We were worried Danny would mess with us again, and we didn’t want to be spotted. We took Jimmy’s grandfathers old Buick and put it in neutral a block from Danny’s house. Danny’s house was on a slight downhill, so we were able to quietly roll the car until we parked it across from Danny’s house. We decided we would stake out his house until we could think of something good. His bedroom light was on and he was fooling around with the brunette again. We were able to get a good look at his lover this time. It turned out Jimmy knew the other guy from their football team. He was also a college senior and was the head quarterback. We couldn’t believe was what going on, right above the pastor’s window!
Because it was raining so heavy, Danny probably figured he didn’t need to pull the curtains closed. They had no neighbors across the street, so they would be oblivious to us staring in. The brunette’s juicy ass was pressed hard against the clear glass window pane, and his legs were wrapped tightly around Danny’s waist. The brunette reached up and wrapped his hands tight around Danny’s back and began kissing him.
Danny buried his hands on the bottom of his friend’s plump ass, and began slowly lifting him up and down. Danny grabbed his butt-cheeks and spread them wider. The three of us could see Danny’s long cock slowly penetrate his hole. Jimmy looked at Craig and told him to get ready.
Jimmy had no idea that I was staring between his legs. His jeans were creased upwards, and his cock was clearly hard against his jeans. I was lucky that I was sitting in the backseat, and nobody could see my boner stretching through my thin black shorts. As Craig stepped out of the car and headed to the front of the house, Danny turned his friend around. Jimmy grabbed my hand and placed it on his crotch. It was so dark and rainy that it was unlikely anyone would see what we were doing inside the jeep.
I jumped up into the front seat and placed my mouth on Jimmy. Jimmy felt much wider this time, and I was struggling a lot. He pushed my head down deeper and almost got down to his thick hairy balls. It was a combination of his loud moaning and my loud gagging inside the old Buick. Jimmy reached over and caressed my cock while I struggled to go deeper and deeper on his widening cock. My mouth was starting to hurt, and I badly needed a break. We took turns stroking each other, and I was truly shocked when Jimmy’s lips pressed against mine.
He was a great kisser and his tongue dug deep into the back of my mouth. We swapped our tongues back and forth while we kissed passionately. Jimmy was moving his hand so fast that I had to beg him to slow down. He took a break from kissing me, and bent down between my legs. I bit my lip hard not wanting him to hear my loud moaning. While Jimmy slobbered up and down on my throbbing cock I glanced up into the window to see what was going on.
Danny’s back was pressed against the ledge underneath the window. Danny’s thick muscular ass flexed up and down while the brunette’s hands were locked underneath Danny’s arms. They let go of each other, and the brunette went down on the bed. Danny got behind him, and grabbed him by the waist. I moved my hand faster and faster causing Jimmy to shoot a nice load on the steering wheel. I reached down and placed my hands just underneath Jimmy’s lips. Jimmy was met with a nice warm load spreading all over his lips.
Just as Danny was about to push inside his friend, Craig rang the doorbell twice. I quickly jumped back into the back, and was still dripping onto my leg. As soon as Craig got inside the Jeep, we honked the horn twice. We could see the two naked studs pulling the curtains, and quickly getting dressed. Danny went to look out the window, and we all smiled and waved before driving off. Jimmy missed a spot or two and there was still a little glob of his cum on the steering wheel.
Jimmy slowly opened the barn door, worried about what they would pull. But the humiliation was way worse than anything he could ever imagine. We tried not to laugh but we couldn’t hold back, it was just about the funniest thing we’d ever seen.
Jimmy’s pet pig, Hoffa, was standing in middle of the barn on a large hay bale. He was wearing a brown wig and had dark red lipstick around its mouth. Jimmy’s blue boxers were wrapped around its waist, and its curly tail was poking out through the slit. Craig opened a beer and shared it with the pig, causing it to grunt twice with enthusiasm. Craig hopped on the pig and rode it around the barn, making Jimmy tear up with laughter. We had a few more beers with Hoffa, before Craig brought it back to the animal barn. I knew the real reason Jimmy wasn’t in a bad mood, and I wasn’t exactly going to tell Craig.
We couldn’t ignore the fact that Danny was pranking us and decided it was time to get him back. The next morning Danny had a little surprise from us in his living room from us in his living room. Thankfully, Jimmy had access to plenty of animals.
The baby goat was chewing on his favorite necklace which was wrapped around its tiny neck. Danny’s favorite college sweater was wrapped tightly around its young adorable body. Danny’s dad came in screaming because it was chewing through their favorite leather-bound bible while urinating on their new living room carpet.
But the pranks were just getting started, and neither of our teams was ready to give up.
Later that night when we opened up the barn door, we were met by two beautiful women sitting high up on a stack of hay bales. The pretty ladies were smiling down at us and slowly lifting up their long flowery dresses. They lifted up their dresses just a little bit more to reveal what they were wearing underneath.
They were wearing dark black lingerie stockings, and matching black garter belts. Of course we couldn’t take our eyes off of them as they lifted their dresses just a little bit hire. They both had perfectly smooth inner thighs, and were wearing dark lace panties. They pulled their dresses back down and smiled at the three of us.
The blonde-haired girl smiled at us seductively while squeezing her friend’s big voluptuous breasts. They gave each other a wet sloppy kiss and pulled each other’s panties out from under each other’s dresses. They threw the black lace panties over to us and we each took a turn sniffing them. They kissed again, and buried their hands underneath each other’s dresses. They both got down from the hay bales and began crawling over to us on their hands and knees.
The three of us quickly pulled our pants and underwear down, revealing three swelling cocks. They crawled all the way over to us and slowly sucked our cocks up and down until the three of us were rock hard. This was truly a dream for the three of us! Getting head from the two hottest chicks we’d ever seen! As soon as we were all rock hard, they went back to the hay bales and started making out again. They both stood up and lifted their dresses, revealing their long hard cocks!
Click! Click!
The blonde took a few more pictures and blinded us with the flash. They giggled like a bunch of idiots while they stumbled down off the hay bales, and ran past us. We quickly realized we just got pranked by Danny and the brunette, and we just got head from a few guys. Although they were both pretty good at, and we all knew it. Jimmy was really mad and he was trying to get to them, but they were way ahead of us. Of course none of us could run after them because our pants were wrapped around our ankles. Craig was pretty close to catching them. But once we heard a car start again we knew he had no chance.
The next morning we could hear the pretty waitress snickering as she brought us our breakfast. She finally stopped laughing and pointed to the bulletin board. Our dick pictures were spread all over it. We grabbed as many pictures as we could, but by now we were now the laughing stock of the entire town. Old Ms Davies looked up at Jimmy and gave him the old ‘one finger salute’ before pocketing the picture of his hard wet cock hanging out between his legs.
We sat in silence while we ate breakfast, and we were still baffled as to how well they managed to convince us. Either they really did an amazing job dressing up, or we were so desperate we fell for it. I couldn’t get my mind off of their perfect long cocks swinging underneath those dresses, but who was I going to tell?
We spent the next few nights drinking ourselves stupid and convincing ourselves that our next plan would finally work. We needed to get back at those two troublemakers. They couldn’t simply get away with this. We couldn’t refuse such a perfect opportunity. Jimmy was ecstatic that April 1st, was on a Sunday. If there was a day of the year that Jimmy looked forward too, it was definitely that one.
The church bells rang at exactly twelve noon, as they always did. Pastor Jeff began his sermon, and the church members listened quietly. Ms. Davies sat in the front row with her daughter, and we sat way in the back. Danny and his brunette lover were sitting in the front reading the bible a few feet from his dad. They were probably dreaming of having their hands all over each other. I could only imagine what would happen if his dad found out.
Craig snuck upstairs to the top floor, and prepared for Jimmy’s signal. We were likely going to hell for this, but it was worth it.
Right on cue and just when pastor’s Jeff wife hit the high note, the skies opened up. Layer after layer of Billy’s colorful assortment of underwear tumbled down on to the congregants. His plaid cotton boxer shorts, his tight white underwear and a few of his swim Speedo’s fell down from the ceiling. We even added the two wigs and a the black panties to the mix. The younger congregants laughed hysterically, and the older members looked around not sure how to react to the mountain of his odd assortment of underwear.
Pastor Jeff was clearly irate, and was staring directly at the three troublemakers sitting in the back. Danny’s brunette friend had him pinned down to the seat, and was holding him back from heading over to us. Pastor Jeff decided to dismiss the congregation and figure out how to clean up this mess.
Us boys quickly ran out the back exit of the church and sped off into Jimmy’s jeep. Worried pastor Jeff would come after us, we went to hide in ‘The Spot’. We drank the rest of the day, and stayed up a good part of the night wondering if they would come back for revenge. Craig passed out and it was just Jimmy and I sitting in the barn, drinking the night away.
Jimmy undid his pants, and pulled his massive cock out. He began stroking it slowly up and down. He took my hand and pinned it hard against his cock. I eagerly wrapped my fingers around it. He moaned as I began gently stroking him quickly up and down. I squeezed much harder this time, causing him to expand and throb in my hand. Just as the clear liquid started to drip on my hand, the barn door swung open. Danny and his sexy brunette friend walked into the barn, and they weren’t wearing much. All they had on were tattered denim shorts that were so tight, half their perfect ass-cheeks were exposed.
They crouched down on their knees in front of the bucket he was sitting on. The quiet spring night was interrupted by the two shirtless studs gagging loudly up and down on him. They took turns forcing their heads up and down his massive throbbing erection. Danny was clearly showing off his skills, as Jimmy’s thick cock disappeared deep into his open mouth.
The two guys began lightly bit each other’s nipples while they sucked off Jimmy. Their saliva dripped down off Jimmy and onto the dirty barn ground beneath them. Jimmy started moaning louder and louder. Danny kept gagging on Jimmy’s thick cock, while his friend pushed his head deeper and deeper on him. His friend reached down and played with his big swollen balls, while the brunette began lightly biting on the skin of his tip.
The brunette stood up next to Jimmy and placed the crotch of his shorts against his face. Jimmy reached up and pinched his hard pink nipples, causing him to moan with pleasure. Jimmy tried to touch him between his legs, but she smacked his hand so hard it turned purple. He turned around rock his hips back and forth, giving us good look at his cute plump ass in his tight shorts.
Jimmy gasped for air as he pressed the crotch of his jeans hard against his lips. The brunette grabbed the back of Jimmy’s head so he couldn’t move. Jimmy reached up and grabbed his plump muscular ass-cheeks with both his hands. I reached down and stroked Jimmy’s cock in and out of Danny’s mouth. Jimmy spanked the brunette’s ass few times, causing them to jiggle up and down before he slid his hand up into his shorts. He pushed his hand a little bit higher, and began to slide his finger back and forth between his butt cheeks.
The brunette let out a loud gasp as Jimmy’s finger began pushing inside him. Jimmy went a little bit deeper and started to move his finger in out of him while gripping one of his cheeks. Jimmy pulled his finger out again, and kept gently fingering him.
Danny’s jaw was starting to lock up, so he took a break from sucking Jimmy and gave me a turn. The brunette rocked his hips from side to side, and slowly pulled his shorts down. He grabbed his long cock and slapped it all over Jimmy’s lips, until he finally pressed it inside Jimmy’s mouth. Jimmy sucked him back and forth, and began working his fingers deeper in him. Danny grabbed Jimmy’s cock and began to slide it up and down into my open mouth. Jimmy’s finger went all the way in the brunette’s hole as he shot a huge load all over both our lips.
Jimmy sat on the bucket with the huge mess of his cum and saliva dripping down between his legs. Neither of us realized that Craig had seen everything, and was stroking himself wildly inside his jogging pants.
Danny went down on his knees in front of the brunette. The brunette grabbed Danny’s head and pushed it tightly into his crotch. Craig and I pulled our cocks out and began to stroke each other back and forth, as the brunette’s moaning grew louder and louder. Danny went on his hands and knees, and rocked his denim shorts back and forth while he sucked his friend. He was clearly showing off his muscular ass in those tight tattered denim shorts.
Danny stopped sucking his friend, and he lay on the dirty barn floor. His friend bent down, and unzipped his tight shorts. The brunette’s plump behind rocked back and forth as he moved faster and faster. The brunette spread his thighs wide apart, so we could see his perfect exposed pink hole.
“If you boys want to fuck me, you have to suck each other’s dicks.” The brunette said, turning to face us.
He opened up the shorts a little bit wider, and began stroking Danny in and out of his mouth.
Danny pushed his fingers inside his mouth, and slowly drove them in and out of the brunette’s tight wet hole. Danny started to push his finger in a little bit deeper, while lightly spanking him on his left butt-cheek.
Craig’s loud moaning was a pretty good indicator that he seemed to enjoy the feeling of my lips running up and down his long hard cock. Danny smiled up at us as we sucked up and down on each other’s cocks, while he fingered his friend’s hole.
Danny’s friend sat down next to him, and they placed their hands betweens each other’s legs. Danny let out a load moan, as his friend buried his mouth all the way against his shorts. They started to kiss passionately, and stroke each other faster and faster.
They suddenly stopped and walked over to where we were sitting.
Danny came up to me and grabbed the back of my head. His legs spread wide open and he began to poke at my lips with the tight denim shorts. He opened up his zipper, and he shoved it so deep in my mouth that the open denim zipper pressed against my lips. The brunette walked over to Craig, and spread his legs wide. He kept jerking himself harder and harder as he shoved his cock back and forth Craig’s mouth. They pulled our pants and underwear down over our feet and pressed their hands and knees into the muddy ground in front of us. Danny’s rocked back and forth, slowly teasing the tight denims shorts off of his waist and pulling down past his thick muscular thighs. I grabbed the brunette and slowly began pushing my cock between his plump butt-cheeks. The two of them faced each other and began to kiss. Just as we were almost inside them they stood up and both ran off!
We should have realized they still had their hiking boots on. We should have realized they were going to pull something like this. We watched in horror as they just ran off into the woods. Danny managed to pull his tight denim shorts up, but the brunette was completely naked. We could hear them laughing away as their perfect behinds bounced into the woods. Of course we couldn’t catch them because our pants weren’t on and they had stolen the only flashlight we had.
This time we didn’t even bother chasing them. We were both pretty close to finishing, and decided to continue blowing each other until we came. Craig moaned louder and louder as his thin double loud shot into the roof of my mouth. Craig leaned over and began working his way slowly up and down my cock.
We were both very surprised to see a flashlight dangling, but that certainly wasn’t all that was dangling. The denim shorts had disappeared, and the two naked studs had resurfaced. The brunette reached down and grabbed his cock, sliding it back and forth in and out of my mouth until he was rock hard again.
Danny pushed my hand away from my cock, and I suddenly felt a tight sensation around the tip. Danny wrapped his legs tightly around me, and he started to kiss the side of my neck. I couldn’t believe it how incredibly tight his hole was. I reached my hands around grabbed the bottom of his perfect butt-cheeks and pushed deeper inside him. He kissed me on the lips and began to ride me faster and faster. He was going so fast that he nearly broke the flimsy plastic chair in pieces.
The brunette sat on Craig’s lap and Craig toyed with his light pink nipples. He took his hand and they both ran their fingers along his thick hardened pink nipples. A load moan exited the brunette’s mouth as Craig began pinching them. Craig leaned forward and bit them, as he began sliding his hand up and down between the brunette’s legs. The brunette stood up and began working his cock in and out of Craig’s mouth. Craig was clearly struggling but the brunette just kept jamming his cock deeper and deeper into his mouth.
He rode me faster and faster, and begged me to spank him hard. My hard slaps again his skin echoed loudly but were muffled by Craig’s constant gagging. Danny was going too fast and the chair slipped out from underneath us. We both fell on the ground, and rolled around on the dirty floor. Danny pinned me to the dirty ground and squatted down on me. Just as he settled on me again I lost control, and shot my load deep inside him. To show his appreciation, Danny leaned forward and gave me a very passionate open mouth kiss. Just as soon as he finished kissing me, he stood up and turned around.
I eagerly licked my warm juices out of his clean-shaven hole, until it was all gone. But I couldn’t simply ignore Danny’s massive throbbing cock. I pushed Danny onto his back, and wrapped my lips around him again. I was surprised to feel Jimmy’s hand pushing my head slowly up and down on Danny.
Danny pushed me aside and bent over on his hands and knees. He was instantly met with Jimmy’s thick cock slowly pushing inside him from behind. His moans were quickly muffled by the brunette’s thick cock swelling up against Danny’s teeth, and Jimmy spanking him over and over.
Craig stood up and began taking turns with Jimmy penetrating Danny from behind.
Craig couldn’t handle himself and before switching back with Jimmy he let loose. His load shot all over Danny’s smooth backside, and some of landed on my clothes. Craig moaned like animal as I leaned up and cleaned his dripping cock between my lips. The two of us lay on the ground and kissed passionately, while Jimmy continued to slam his heavy body against Danny’s bright red ass-cheeks.
Jimmy grabbed his waist and pounded him harder and harder. He was going to hard that Danny had to beg him to stop. But Jimmy didn’t listen to him right away. Jimmy pulled Danny’s head back and shoved inside him a few more times, before slowly pulling out and giving Danny’s butt one really hard open hand spank. The brunette bent down in front of Jimmy on his hands and knees. Jimmy grabbed his ass, and spread his cheeks open.
Danny went down on his back and spread his legs apart in front of the brunette. Danny’s cock was instantly buried in the brunette’s mouth, as Jimmy ate his tight pink hole. Jimmy grabbed the sides of the brunette’s waist and flicked his tongue in and out of him.
Every time Jimmy pushed forward, Danny’s cock got buried deeper and deeper in the brunette’s mouth. Jimmy grabbed hard at the sides of brunette’s fleshy behind. As his tip penetrated the brunette, Jimmy grabbed his ass so hard that it began to turn purple. Danny slowed down and grabbed the thick base of his cock. He began to tease the end of his cock in and out of the brunette’s hole. Seeing the brunette pick up his head and start gasping with pleasure was causing Danny to nearly explode. Danny reached down and grabbed his cock. He quickly pulled the skin up and down against his tip until he was ready. Just as Jimmy jammed his cock all the way in the brunette Danny shot his load. The brunette tried to swallow it, but Jimmy grabbed his head and began slamming into him again.
Jimmy suddenly stopped rocking back and forth and nearly fell on the brunette’s bent over back. As soon as he pulled out of him the brunette turned around. Jimmy grabbed his cock and shot a massive double load all over the brunette’s hair and eyes.
Once the brunette got every last bit off Jimmy, it was the brunette’s turn to finish.
Jimmy picked up the brunette and placed him on a hay bale. He grabbed both his legs and pushed them to his chest. Jimmy pushed his finger halfway inside his hole. Jimmy motioned for me to come lend him a hand. I quickly got up off the ground and licked the brunette’s cock up and down between Jimmy’s lips.
Jimmy started to finger his hole faster and faster while I sucked his tip. The brunette’s hand came down and we where both met a massive stream along both our lips. We were so busy with the brunette that we didn’t notice that Danny was taking pictures of us. Lucky for us, Craig had grabbed all their clothes and threw them into the fire. Now, we were finally even.