“We’re not playing strip poker, just regular poker.” Logan rolled his eyes.
“Fuck you, I’m playing strip poker.” Jess said, and peeled off his socks.
“You know the point of strip poker is to take off clothes when you lose?” I joked.
“I’ll play.” Ethan said.
“I’d play.” Robert nodded.
I wasn’t sure what to say, I didn’t want to sound too eager to see Matt without his underwear on.
Matt grabbed Jess’ drink of out his hand and took a long swig, and practically gagged. “What the fuck is that?”
“It’s just rum and coke!” Jess laughed.
“Fuck, I thought it was just Coke!” Matt cried.
I grabbed it from Matt and took a swig. “Damn that’s strong.”
“I like strong drinks.” Jess shrugged.
“Make me one?!” Ethan asked, and he and Jess got up and went to the kitchen to make drinks. When they got back, they didn’t just have two drinks, but drinks for everyone. They put the drinks down on the table and Matt, the self-proclaimed light weight was the first to take a drink.
“Fuck it,” Matt said. “Let’s play strip poker. I got nothing to worry about, I got a big cock.”
“Shut up, no you don’t!” Ethan said.
“Every girl I’ve ever been with has said I have a big dick!” Matt smiled.
“How big?” I couldn’t resist asking.
“I don’t know, I’ve never measured.”
“You’ve measured.” Jess said.
“Every guy has measured his dick.” Ethan said.
“I haven’t.” Matt said.
Robert looked at me. I could tell he was remembering the night we all measured our dicks together back in college. We both knew that each other had a big dick, but we weren’t saying anything.
We’d actually gotten to know each other’s dicks pretty well over the last year together. In college, we continued our three ways jerk off sessions about once a month, and when we moved in together, Robert and I would jerk off together while drinking and watching porn in the apartment. We’d stop whenever one of us had a girlfriend or a boyfriend, but once the breakup happened, we could rely on finding the other one of us naked in the living room. Over the last few months since we’d moved into the big house, this had all stopped.
“Eight inches?” Jess asked Matt.
“Nah bigger than that!” Matt said.
“Fuck you guys, average is like five inches!” Ethan said. “You’re not bigger than eight.”
“I mean, I really haven’t measured.” Matt said. “But I’m pretty sure it is.”
“I’m bigger than eight.” Robert announced.
“Me too.” I said.
Logan smiled, he obviously knew I was telling the truth.
“How big is yours?” Logan asked Ethan.
“I don’t know, like five or six.” Ethan responded.
“Small!” The drunk Robert laughed.
“Not small!” I said. “Average is like six right?”
“It’s cool,” Logan said to Ethan. “I’m about six. But I got a nice big head.”
“Let’s see it!” Jess said, the thirst in his voice was overflowing.
“I thought we were playing strip poker.” Logan said.
“Fuck all that, let’s play.” Matt said, taking a swig of his strong drink.
It was well past midnight at this point, Jess got up and turned off the kitchen light, so only the glow of the TV and a small living room lamp lit the room. We all gathered around the living room sitting on the two couches, Logan and Matt on the floor and Ethan on a reclining chair we dragged over.
Ethan won the first hand and pretty much everyone just took off a sock including Matt. Jess took off his shorts because he had stupidly already removed his socks. He revealed a pair of striped briefs. I noticed that Logan and Robert both looked.
Matt won the next hand, and everyone removed their other socks except Jess who peeled off his T-Shirt. Now sitting only in his briefs.
If Matt lost the next hand that would make both him and Jess lose their underwear. I tried not to look too excited as Robert dealt. I had two pair so I thought I was the winner for sure, but it was Robert who revealed a full house. Jess laughed knowing what was coming, he made a show about standing up and revealing his ass to the room, before turning around the showing the front side. Robert and I had obviously seen it before, but fuck was it hard. It’s full seven and a half inch length was sticking straight out.
“Damn!” Ethan said. “Why are you hard?!”
“I don’t know!” Jess laughed. Of course, I knew why, ’cause I was hard too, and I’m guessing so was Logan. This felt like a fucking gay fever dream.
“That’s a pretty big dick.” Ethan said. “Are you bigger or smaller than that.” Ethan gestured toward Jess’ hard cock and motioned to Matt to answer.
“Oh way bigger.” Matt said, grinning.
“No way.” Ethan said.
“Fuck it.” Matt stood up off the ground and dropped his underwear to reveal the biggest cock I have ever seen.
He looked like a fucking porn star. Matt is already the fittest hottest guy I know, but standing there naked, his dick soft was longer than Jess’ was hard.
“I want to see how fucking big it gets.” Jess said. “Get it hard.”
“What no!” Matt said.
“Not as big as mine!” Robert said, He was down to his plaid boxers, but at that moment stood up and threw them off. His eight inch cock semi-hard.
Of course, I had already seen Robert play this game and lose. I think he liked to think he had the biggest cock, but we already knew he didn’t because mine was bigger and looking at Matt’s soft cock, I’m pretty sure it was bigger than mine.
“C’mon,” Robert said to Matt, “I’ll put some porn on, what kind of girls do you like?”
“I don’t know.” Matt blushed.
“Yeah you do,” Robert said.
“I don’t know, I’ve always had a thing for like Dark hair and glasses.”
“Oh sexy librarians,” Ethan joked. “I get that.”
Robert typed Sexy Librarians into the search bar and before we knew it the music stopped and was replaced by hardcore librarian porn.
“How about this?!” Logan had an idea. “We’ve all been fighting for the extra bathroom right, whoever has the biggest dick gets the extra bathroom!”
“No…” Ethan groaned. We could already tell he was going to lose this game. But it wasn’t about him. In that moment, Logan, Jess, and I were united in wanting to see hot, straight Matt get his dick hard.
“I’ll take that challenge.” I stood up, I was rock hard, you could already tell through the outline of my cock in my black compression underwear, I still had them on from when I went to the gym before the fireworks show. I peeled them off, and my cock sprung free slapping my stomach when it came up ’cause it was so hard from the proceedings.
“Fuck” Ethan said. “That’s a damn big cock.”
“Eight and a half inches” I smiled, I was fucking proud of my cock.
“I mean, I already know I’m not gonna win.” Logan stood up and removed his black boxer briefs.
“Damn that is a big cock head.” Jess commented. Logan’s cock wasn’t that big, maybe six and a half inches, but he really did have a thick cock head that was a lot of fun to play with back when we were together.
“C’mon Ethan” Jess grinned.
“Yeah c’mon.” Robert egged him on.
“Fine.” Ethan dropped his blue boxer briefs to reveal his six inch dick.
“See, you’re still above average!” Jess said.
“So who’s got the biggest?” Logan asked. The answer was obvious, the only one of us that was still not fully hard. We all looked at Matt who’s cock was just starting to chub up.