Interviewed about Indecency by Kumquatqueen
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Interviewed about Indecency
We cut through some side streets on our way home from east London. “That renovation you’re leading on is round here, isn’t it? How’s it doing?”
It’s Dan’s first role as site manager. Once he got his architectural-related degree, and more importantly, the confidence that came with it, his career rose fast: from technical drawing and odd bits of materials-ordering, to being in charge of increasing amounts of building restoration projects and change-of-use schemes. This one’s an old factory, being turned into yet more posh flats. Sorry, ‘apartments’. At least under Dan and colleagues, they’ll be solid and practical.
Dan’s solid and practical too. Tall, lean, short blond curls, cheeky grin. My rock.
“The project’s going well,” he says. “The façade of the building held up, even after the interior was demolished. And the new shell’s nearly had the first fix done.”
Dan leads me down a narrow street with Victorian red-brick warehouses on each side, then a cobbled alleyway between two of them. There’s clapboard hoardings in front of the factory railings. He rummages in his coat pocket, holds up a bunch of keys. “Wanna come see?”
We give ourselves a tour. It looks great. I check some details from my field of expertise; he promises to ensure it’s all good. As we put our hard hats back in the lockers, I’m so proud of him. He deserves a reward.
Once we’re outside in the alley, all in shadow because the sun’s now behind the buildings, and Dan’s locking the site up again, I tell him that.
He knows how I like rewarding him, since the day we first met. He’d responded to an ad, to find a small sandy-haired Irish guy – that’s me – who passed him a beer; I was on the floor, sucking him off, within a minute. Only today, Dan’s convinced that actually I’ve been the one supporting his career all this time, so today it’s him who drops to his knees and insists on doing the honours.
I’ve learned to resist many things in my life, but my man with his hand on my cock? I’ve never even tried!
It turns out, that wasn’t such a great idea.
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“You’re nicked, mate.” So much for our privacy.
“Run,” I tell Dan. It’s only two police who’ve magically appeared, so I act all obliging and helpful, letting one handcuff me, but ‘accidentally’ trip up the other cop before he can give chase. The plod comes back from the entrance to the alleyway, having lost Dan already. Result. He glares at me, but just recites the caution and puts his hand on my head to shove me into the back of their car. We drive to their nick – police station – in silence.
After the routine photoshoot – much more high-tech than in my day – and the now-routine biometrics – which is all new to me, with the fingerprint scanner as well as DNA swabbing – my charm is rewarded. They let me make the phone call myself, to arrange for a brief. A lawyer, for those of you who don’t follow UK cop shows.
“Sam? Hi. All right, big man? Good, good. Me? Ah. Sorry to bother you on a Saturday night, but I’ve been arrested and need a brief.” I turn to the sergeant. “What was it you’re doing me for?” Back to Sam, I tell him, “‘Indecent exposure’, and ‘outraging public indecency’. Aye. Sex in public, basically. Allegedly. You’ll send someone? Grand. Can you call Dan and let him know you’re on it? Thanks, mate. I owe you one.”
Sam comments drily in my ear. I chuckle, causing the custody sergeant to raise an eyebrow. “I very much hope I’ll be back in the office by Monday morning! Sure. I’ll go see if I can get some kip before the Saturday night regulars turn up. Ta.”
I hang up and pass the phone back. “Was that your boss?” the guy asks.
“Aye, Sam. Owns the company. He’s a good man. He’s always said, if any of us get into any bother, call him – he knows good lawyers. So now, I guess we wait. Where do you want me?”
Being polite and friendly to custody sergeants is always vital if you want a reasonably comfortable cell lock-up experience. They’ll give you a paperback to read, extra blanket, double up other prisoners first, that kind of thing. And let you out promptly for a piss, which believe you me makes things much more civilised than when they don’t! It’s much easier to convince them to give you leeway when you can sound middle-class and sober. Especially the sober, I’m finding. I’ve never done that part before.
“Number two, please, sir, once you give me your belt and shoelaces.”
“Really?” Tedious.
“Really, sir. I’m sure you’re low risk, but if you want to keep the shoes then I want the laces.” I know from experience I don’t want cold feet. I’ve passed him my belt already, so I oblige and give him them. “Thank you. Adding them to your other possessions. Books there, if you want. It may be a few hours until your brief shows up, though I could get the duty one to pop down? May be quicker.”
“Please.” It’ll be someone to talk to. I grab a Stephen King sans cover. Though once I’m banged up – the modern cell is reasonably clean, smells only of disinfectant, even has a toilet, though no bog roll – I just lie on the plinth on the crap thin cushion, under the blanket. It’s relaxing, in a way. Same old institutional cream paint from when I got nicked a lot when I was younger; more cheerful new blue doors.
I’m almost nostalgic. I don’t know how many times I’ve been arrested. A couple dozen, for sure. Maybe twice that? But none since I got properly together with Diane. Twenty years ago, the last time, probably. What can I say? I had a drug and alcohol problem, the problem being not enough of either of them. Thus getting into misunderstandings and fights and being beaten up and everything else that goes with that.
At least I’ve given up smoking, a good ten years back now. At the end of the Nineties, when various police forces decided to ban smoking in cells, it made all the arrests after that truly hellish. But it was encouraged in the interview rooms, still. More for the filth’s safety than for being kind to the prisoner! I bet even that’s not allowed, now.
It feels like I’ve just dozed off, when the custody sergeant bangs on the door, then opens it.
“It’s your lucky day, mate. Not one, but two briefs have turned up! You decide which one you want.”
I blink, sit up, and straighten my clothes. A small Asian guy with little beard, and a round white woman with hair a bright red not found in nature, both enter the cell.
“Adrian Cullinane?” the woman asks.
“Aye, that’s me. Pleased to meet you. I would give you my business card, but the chap out there has them.”
The young chap interrupts. “I’m Kamran Shokar, tonight’s duty solicitor. I was asked to come to you after my previous client. But it turned out that Tanya was also coming down to see you.”