A gay story: Premature Help Please Enjoy!
“Sup dude, I got a question for you and I promise I’m not like trying to make fun or anything. I’m just wondering if Kayleigh is saying bullshit about you.” I said to my roommate, Daniel. We were both 18 in our first year at University and we had become decent friends.
Daniel immediately looked sheepish. “Um, I guess it depends on what she’s saying. I don’t think we’ll be going out again…” and he trailed off while putting his bag under his desk, careful not to look at me.
“Sorry dude, I guess it’s not my business. I just thought she was being a bitch, but as you know Addy and I have been seeing each other for like a month now and I didn’t think she was lying to me. But she said that Kayleigh was talking shit on you. That she was going to go down on you but you came before she even got it in her mouth.” I was starting to apply logic while talking and thinking it was probably true. I realized I knew he went out with her but he never said anything to me about the date. I bet it’s because he was embarrassed about it and didn’t want to tell me so he just didn’t say anything.
“Um, well, I think it’s kind of shitty she is going around telling people about personal stuff, but I don’t want to lie to you. That is more or less what happened. She grabbed, um, you know, my dick and it felt great and I just got super excited and I couldn’t hold it. I just started cumming, you know. Obviously I was embarrassed. It was awkward and I apologized to her and she said it was no big deal, which was I guess the best thing she could say at the moment.” He explained while pulling off his shoes and lying in his bed. He obviously felt like shit about it. I could hear it in his voice and see it in his face and body language.
“Oh well man. Fuck it. It just happens sometimes. I have never popped off super fast, but even still sometimes with sex I can’t make it longer than 8 or 9 minutes unless I really try and focus. I still practice holding it off when I jerk off.” I said, trying to be a good friend and also probably inflating my time just a little bit.
“How?” He asked.
“How what? How do I fuck? Like a champion, son!” I replied thinking I’m way funnier than I am.
“No dude, like how do you practice not cumming?” He asked quietly without looking at me.
“Oh, you’re like serious.” I said and he looked at me and kind of shrugged. He looked uncomfortable but also like sad. “Um, you know when you feel like you’re getting close, just stop stroking and focus on breathing and don’t clench your stomach muscles.”
“Yeah, I have kind of had this problem forever. Like, I can’t control it at all when someone else touches me. Like, I can do what you’re talking about and last a really long time. But like the second any girl has touched me, I have just started cumming. I don’t understand why.”
“Wow man. Umm, I don’t know. Date uglier girls!! Hahaha.” I laughed at my own joke.
“Do you think that would work?” He asked completely seriously.
“I don’t know man, I was just joking but like, maybe. It’s not a mechanical problem if you can hold off with yourself. So it’s like a psychological problem, right?” I impressed myself with my logic.
“Yeah, that actually makes sense. Thanks dude.”
He actually seemed relieved.
I saw Addy a few more times over the next couple weeks and we had pretty good fun together but she did a lot of shit that annoyed me and I wasn’t getting fonder of her, but actually growing cold in my feelings toward her. Not a big deal, we just weren’t great as an item. We talked about it and she agreed. She said she felt the same – not really into me but whatever. I was feeling very mature with such a mutual break up. I didn’t expect it when she asked, “are you looking for a girl like your roommate?”
“What does that mean?” I was surprised, Daniel usually told me about his dates and stuff and I shared with him, but come to think of it, we hadn’t talked about anything like that since the premature ejaculation conversation.
She kind of chuckled, “let’s say he’s dated one or two girls who have amazing personalities.” I pulled my eyebrows in and shook my head not understanding what she meant. “You know, the kind of girls that spend more time looking in a book than a mirror.”
“Oh, so what. I didn’t date you because you’re hot. It helped, but I’m not shallow.” I felt kind of angry at her and this is one of those things I didn’t like about her.
“I mean, that’s nice and all, but I bet you have only ever dated pretty girls. I bet you would never even kiss a girl who wasn’t at least a 7.” She smirked. She was partially right, I’d only ever dated pretty girls but I didn’t feel like that’s why I dated them. Maybe that’s why it had never lasted longer than a couple months.
“I absolutely would! Maybe I’ll get Daniel to hook me up with a friend of the girl he’s dating and we’ll double date.” I felt like I meant it, but I might have just been posturing too.
“Alright. Don’t get your panties in a twist. I have to run, but just because we aren’t dating anymore doesn’t mean we have to be strangers. Text me if you get lonely, hot stuff.” She blew me a kiss and took off. I did love how flirty she was.
It was Friday so there were no classes for the next two days. I didn’t have a steady girl. My roommate was gone, the few other friends I had made so far on campus didn’t answer my text to hang out. I played Xbox until it got late and I felt lonely. I couldn’t text Addy though – it had literally not even been a day since we broke it off. I’d look pathetic. I just closed my eyes and drifted off.
I awoke to giggling. Daniel clearly had a girl in his bed. I stayed completely silent not wanting to interrupt them. I heard whispering, but couldn’t make out the actual words. Then a gasp. A loud gasp. I was hearing the unmistakable sound of Daniel orgasming. It was clear he had popped off early. I could hear the tones of him and her and they were exactly what one would expect. His sounding apologetic and hers sounding somewhat consoling. Again, I couldn’t hear actual words, but I could clearly tell what was being communicated.
A few minutes later she was dressed and walking out the door. I can’t be sure, but it almost sounded like Daniel was crying. I didn’t hear sobs, but his nose was suddenly very runny. I thought to myself, I’d do anything to help him, poor guy. He got up, I assumed he was heading to the bathroom to get cleaned up. I turned on the light and waited for him.
“Um, hey” he said walking back in the room and looking at me.
“Have you thought about jerking off before you go out?” I asked, doing my best to sound comforting. I really wanted him to understand I wanted to help – not make fun of him.
“Yeah, doesn’t matter. It also doesn’t matter what a girl looks like. When it comes time to, you know, get intimate, they seem like models. I bet I’d cum if you grabbed my junk.” He gave me a half hearted smile.
“You think so?” I asked.
“Umm, I don’t know. I was just kidding. I’m going to go to bed.” He rolled over facing away from me. I killed the light and my mind went crazy.