“If it wasn’t for people like me she wouldn’t have any work to do. I help keep her in employment.”
Mark let go of his foot, placed his hands on his hips and sighed again. “I didn’t want to say this with your mother around but do you know what Lynn showed me that she found in your room last week?”
Levi shrugged.
“Two used condoms! Now I don’t expect that poor woman to have to touch that sort of stuff.”
Levi grinned. He had totally forgotten about those. The girl (Sarah) they had been used with was the subject of his last week’s blog post. One Minute Candy. Levi had been so damn horny that he’d lost his load within seconds. Sarah had been nice enough to hang around for him to recover for a round two, hence the two condoms.
“Don’t you think that’s a tad disgusting, Levi?” Mark said impatiently.
“What? Would you rather I not use protection and give you and mum a grandchild?”
“Don’t be stupid. My point is that I want you to try and keep a tidier room from now on. I don’t want Lynn gossiping with her friends about that sordid type of stuff. It’s not a good look.”
Levi sank back in his chair and rolled his eyes. “Oh, come on. It’s not that big a deal. Everybody fucks.”
Mark’s forehead creased with disapproval.
“Sorry,” Levi mumbled quickly. “Anyway, I wouldn’t worry about Lynn gossiping with her friends, it isn’t like she hangs out with anybody we know. She’s a cleaner.”
“For someone who likes to accuse me of being a snob, you’re doing a very good job of sounding like one yourself.”
“It’s not snobbery when it’s the truth.”
“Would you like to hear some truth about you?”
“No thanks. I’m all good.” Levi grinned.
“Too bad. You’re about to hear some anyway.” Mark stepped closer, his face twisting with annoyance. “Get off your lazy butt, clean your room, find a bloody job and move out. It’s time you left the nest, Levi.”
“Aww, but you and Mum would miss me too much.”
“Your mum might, but I sure as hell won’t.”
“Gee, Mark. I almost get the impression you don’t like me.”
Mark stepped back, refusing to answer the question. “Just clean your room up, Levi.” On that sour note he left the kitchen to begin his run.
***
Levi retreated to his bedroom after Mark left, but it wasn’t to tidy up. It was to give his body a quick inspection before what he hoped would be a night of passion with Josh. He stood in front of the full-length mirror in the corner of his bedroom, and ran a hand through his short brown hair, admiring his reflection.
With erotic finesse he gently tapped his slim fingers over his tummy, which was decorated with a fuzzy treasure trail feeding down to the bulge in his underwear. His stomach was void of rippling abs but it was flat and firm, and he didn’t look out of place without a t-shirt on. Levi dragged his fingers down to the outline of his dick, which fitted snuggly in his briefs. Levi’s cock had quite the reputation amongst his peers, and not for anything good. It was bad. Really fucking bad. And a humungous fucking lie.
When Sophie had dumped him in their final year of high school, she wasted no time in replacing him with Lucas Maxwell, the school rugby captain who just happened to be an unintelligent fuckwit of the highest order.
Lucas (like Levi) had been part of the popular clique at school, but that didn’t mean they were friends. While Levi’s popularity was courtesy of his good looks and money, Lucas’s position of power came from his intimidating build and sporting achievements. The pair had always had an uneasy acquaintance, with Lucas openly mocking Levi for being a spoilt brat, and Levi referring to the auburn-haired Lucas as a white trash gingernut.
Thanks to their mutual dislike of one another, Lucas had taken great delight in rubbing Levi’s face in the fact Sophie had chosen him as Levi’s replacement. But Lucas didn’t stop there, not by a long shot. The cruel jock went on to tell the whole school that the reason Sophie had dumped Levi was because he had a tiny cock.
Levi knew he didn’t have the biggest dick in the world but he sure as shit wasn’t tiny. If anything, it was the Goldilocks of cocks, not too big, not too small, not too fat, not to thin. However, even now after three years since the rumour began—and a long list of lovers who’d seen his pleasant prick—Levi still occasionally bumped into people at parties who drunkenly asked if it was true he had a “baby dick.”
Fucking Lucas!
However, it was Levi who had the last laugh when Sophie fell pregnant just four months after dumping him. As far as Levi was concerned it was poetic justice. Sophie and Lucas could talk shit about him all they liked, Levi wasn’t the one struggling with the harsh reality of teenage parenthood. Both of them ended up dropping out of school before the year was over, and Lucas had to take a shitty job at a local chicken farm. Fast forward three and a half years and Lucas was still working at that shitty chicken farm while Sophie was a stay at home mum with a figure now bordering on dumpy.
Fucking losers.
Still staring into the mirror, scrutinising his reflection, Levi raised an arm and planted a kiss on his curled bicep. His muscles weren’t huge but they weren’t non-existent either. He switched his attention to his chest, which was lightly toned and mostly smooth except for a few stray hairs around his nipples. The hairiest parts of his body were his legs which were coated in a down of dark hairs from his ankles up to his mid thighs where the skin gradually became smoother. He hoped Josh wouldn’t mind such masculine traits, but Levi figured if Josh was drunk enough to take a cock up his arse, hairy legs would be the least of his worries.
Levi’s obsession with seducing his best mate had begun four months earlier when he had thrown a party at his house and accidentally stumbled upon the graphic sight of Josh fucking his then-girlfriend Jessica Bridgeman in the backyard. Josh had Jessica bent over a garden stool, fucking her doggy-style, her knees spread to the side for balance and her head resting against her folded arms on the seat of the garden chair.
Levi had quickly ducked into the shadows, not wanting to interrupt his mate doing his thing. He had been about to turn around and walk back inside when he heard Josh’s voice begin to spill out in strained grunts. Something about the vocal mating ritual tickled Levi’s curiosity, and instead of sneaking back inside like he should have done, he remained in the shadows to keep watching the pair fucking furiously.
The absolute look of pleasure Jessica was displaying drove Levi’s eyes to lock in on Josh’s thick cock pistoning in and out of her body. After a while Levi realised it wasn’t Jessica’s pussy he was interested in, it was his best mate’s dick! He wished he could have seen more than just the base of Josh’s shaft to know just how big he really was, but the noise coming from the wildly moaning Jessica made it clear she was receiving numerous inches and girth.
Levi made a quick getaway when he heard Josh declare in a passionate moan that he was about to cum. He had rushed back inside to the party and buried the steamy image in his brain, bringing it out later that night when he was alone in bed and mentally corrupting their friendship without Josh’s consent.